Covid-20

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.

Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!

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4/20

1. Natioinal Smoke Marijuana Day.
2. Hitler's Birthday.

1. Stoner 1: Hey man it's 4/20! We finna get high as hell!
Stoner 2: Fasho!

2. Happy Birthday Hitler?

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20 April

All queens and kings are born in this day

20 April is such a nice date

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august 20

the girl born today has massive tits

dude ____ was born on august 20 that means her tits are huge. fuckkk they are.

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20 bomb

when he or she gets a twenty elimination game in games like fortnite, call of duty warzone and apex legends

hey jarvis i just faked my gameplay and hit a 432 no-scope and that guy who was really playing got a 20 bomb.

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January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

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October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!