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When someone goes ching-chong in your ding-dong
losing your man privilege is funny until it happens to you
When someone has a metabolism too high for them to gain weight, more so in younger people
"My sister eats ice cream everyday and is still skinny, standard case of twink privilege."
Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.
A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"
Privelage for coochie ; Permission for the contact and intercourse of coochie.
"Please give cooch privileges ma'am."
When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
The ability to believe whatever the fuck you want no matter if you have evidence or if the claim is ridiculous or outlandish.
Person A: God is real.
Person B: Proof?
Person A: I don't need proof, just respect my belief.
Person B: So if someone said Spongebob was real, you'd respect their belief?
Person A: No.
Person B: Well, then you just have religious privilege.