A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole
Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke
alan the hairdresser
a good friend. just dont gift him any games then ask for them beck when he says hes not going to play them. he will eventually.
Alan is a good friend.