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A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small
You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows
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A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet
“Huh? Oh Alexander (Alex)? Eh he’s a little bitch.”
Alexander is a lier I don’t like him.
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A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.
person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak
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Sangmoore is truly the god of all things, he commands the memetic division and will crush his enemies on site!
Person 1: 'Alexander Sangmoore is a terrible human with a horrible moustache!'
Person 2: 'Sangmoore and the rest of the memetic division will crush you!'
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An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.
Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him
India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander
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Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking
Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing
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A guy that usually sleeps in class and when he speaks, sounds like he has just smoked some weed.
"Dude, wake up! Don't be an Alexander Chan!"
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