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The greatest rock and roll artist to have ever lived, but people still somehow haven't heard of him at all. He started in the sixties with his first famous album being Love It To Death, which included the song I'm Eighteen, and following up with albums such as School's Out, Killer, Muscle of Love, Billion Dollar Babies, and Welcome To My Nightmare, which is about a boy/man named Steven who is in a nightmare. In the late 70's, he went into rehab due to his alcohol addiction, which almost killed him. During this time up until 1983, he was still touring and making albums. He finally got out of rehab in 83, and took a break until he returned with his comeback album Constrictor, which included an amazing song called Teenage Frankenstein. He became even more popular in 1989 with his hit song Poison from the album Trash. More recently, in 2011, he released the album Welcome 2 My Nightmare, which continued on the story about a boy/man called Steven, who also appeared in more earlier albums, starting at Welcome To My Nightmare, Goes To Hell, The Last Temptation and some other songs in other albums. In 2017, he released the album Paranormal, in which he collaborated with his original band members, with whom he had split up with after Billion Dollar Babies. Now, he is still rocking hard and touring like he was in his twenties, when he is in fact 70. Hopefully he can release a couple of more albums before he is forced to retire. Rock on Alice!!
Jason: Hey Bill, you know Alice Cooper?
Bill: Hell yeah I do!
Jason: Well, I saw him in a concert last night, and he was amazing!!
Bill: WHAAAAT?!?! I'm so freaking jealous! What songs did he play?
Jason: He played Poison, School's Out, Killer, Woman Of Mass Distraction, The World Needs Guts, Billion Dollar Babies, No More Mr. Nice Guy, Feed My Frankenstein, Brutal Planet and some more! You should definitely see him soon!
Bill: Man, I definitely will soon! He's so awesome.
Bill and Jason: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
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Pedophile. In reference to Alice in Wonderland. Which was probably written by a pedophile.
Mr Dodgson appears to prefer the company of girls rather than women. Perhaps he is a Friend of Alice.
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Alice in Chains were a band who wrote music about drug addiction hence the name, rather than alice being in wonderland their name blatantly reffers to the misery of drug addiction.
Their beautiful and melodic music acts as a vehicle for them to express their emotions regarding esp. layne staley's 15 year struggle with multiple substance addiction, family breakdown and disfunction.
they portray this so well that people many people who listen to them are in danger of becoming depressed merely by listening.
In my opinion their work is as valuable as the most important literature and poetry of the 20th century.
My life is shit, I feel like I am treading water in a big black sea, and that I just dont have the energy or desire to keep swiming, I am pretty sure that soon I will find myself sinking with lungs full of water, impotently paralised and traveling down to what ever namless horrors live in the deep.
holy shit have you been listening to Alice in Chains again?
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Like Alice in Wonderland, only without the drug affiliations
He's being an Alice in Wonderbra with that joint
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Furry creature that is predictable by nature. Typically found associated with darker complected species. Most closely related to the Microtus penisylvanicus (North American field mouse) family. Has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.
Did you hear that dog in heat?!?!?.... What a Mary Alice
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the act of putting hot sauce on your lady's butthole then proceding to do her cheeks. then afterwards have her give you some oral, you got a spicy alice.
"Man,I just got dont with a spicy alice!"
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A movie with no point about a girl falls into holes
Person 1:she is such an Alice and wonderland she fell out of her moms hole
Person2:u r so mean
Person 1:I know
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