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To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.
"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"
Unable to accomplish tasks.
You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!
Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
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Talking Out Your Ass-
It's when someone begins to speak or writing on face book before they know the truth, irregardless how it might make others feel. Sometimes when the truth is then explained to them, they twist what you say and speak even louder out the same orifice. We are all susceptible to this terrible condition wether we admit it or not and If left untreated it can lead to a complete break down in communication, alienation, loneliness, severe depression, and anxiety which worsens the condition. But if caught in time can be treated properly with truth and logic can be completely avoided and leave practically no ill side effects. Even with proper treatment occasional flare-ups should be expected. Laughter is also always a good antidote.
We all have relatives that TOYA- Talking out your ass.
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when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver
boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes
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What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?
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