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Something to call a person you hate
Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!
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A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
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A classic rock fan. Period.
No asshole can be as stinky and as rotting as a classic rock fan.
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You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
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1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk
Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.
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