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A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
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when jews love bagels so much they worship them
i am apart of the bagel nation
After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!
When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.
She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.
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When small incidents that doesn’t seem to matter end in catastrophe
miles morales throws a bagel at a scientist only to realize he’s the spot. Thats the bagel effect
When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.
"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."