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An amazing person you should always wanna be with and is someone you should never cheat on.
"My boyfriend is such a Claydon i love him so much."
A fucking amazing person you should never cheat on.
"My husband is a Claydon
Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?
B: No, but isn't he just great!
A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon
You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!
Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"