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Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016


suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019


Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017


American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022


Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC July 29, 2008

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bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 5, 2016


Bagel Banger

The AD of CFSL ND

That Claydon guy is a real Bagel Banger

by Prison Mike1 June 8, 2021