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Something that goes in either of the three things as following
- A sexy girl’s pussy
- her asshole
- her mouth
I locked the the room and started to smash my girl’s pussy hard-on with my big moby dick while fingering her ass
If boyfriend dick is a dick you can settle down with. And vacation dick is a bit overwhelming. There needs to be a dick in the goldilocks zone. This is bigger than the boyfriend dick and you just want it all the time. Like how you long for your brother's love.
Damn, who would've known he had big brother dick. He was turning me on all night long.
A cross country runner who cares primarily about his rank among his teamates, not among his competition from other teams
A runner who begins a race or training run hard and then proceeds to fade steadily ultimately getting his ass kicked
A runner who goes all out like an idiot on monda and tuesday workouts, and has jack shit left for the rest of the week
"John was in the lead for the first 2 miles, but he had nothing for the last 3. He'd be a decent runner if he didn't try to be such a Big Swinging Dick."
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Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
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lissy and axel are a great couple. they are funny, and they boyfriend has a huge dick. he has brown hair and is funny the girlfriend is thick. she is funny and likes the boyfriends dick.
lissy- axel your dick is SO HUGE!
axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~
lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK
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It's a big ol' peen
Someone looking at big ol peen: "Woag, that guy has a big fucking dick. Nice!"
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When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.
Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.
Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender