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As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.
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A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.
Also known as "the festival of ME".
The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.
All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.
1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"
2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.
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To bang someone as a birthday gift, or on the occasion of their birthday
Hey, happy birthday! Wanna go for the birthday bang? 😈
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Someone who steals someone else's birthday
Hey, your birthday is on the 21st?
Yeah....
Mine too!
You, sir, are a BIRTHDAY THIEF.
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Powers gained during one's Birthday. An form of manipulation only available on the day of one's Birth
Guy 1: Get me a beer
Guy 2: Get it yourself
Guy 1: I use my Birthday Powers, get me a beer
Guy 2: Fine.
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the weekend you get your fake id. drinking and debauchery abound. anything goes. once it happens, you never stop experiencing the aftermath, good or bad.
My friend hooked up with a bunch of guys during birthday weekend; that week he found out he had herpes.
On birthday weekend, I saw two girls making out in front of me at a bar; then my friend's wallet got stolen at the bar.
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The suit you were wearing on your birthday
You were wearing your birthday suit on the date of your birth
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