bunker blast

A fart. A blast of intestinal gas coming from the bunker (th ass).

I smell a bunker blast.

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sand blast

When copulating at the beach, a man dips his royal scepter in the sand and procedes to pound his girlfriend's pud.

When I was on spring break in Cabo, I sandblasted your mom!

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Biden Blast

When you sniff a child so intensely that your chakra intensifies and your third eye activates giving you an out of body experience.

"I- I can't take this anymore... too many children... B- BIDEN... BLAAASSSSTTTTT!!!" (biden blast)

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Blasty-blast

to be epically fun and/or amazing in adventure quality

That party was a Blasty-blast!

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Blast Radius

Is the level of poo all on the back and inside of the toilet after an explosive bowel movement

Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches

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finger blast

(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.

"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."

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shartgun blast

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments

I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!

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