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Is related to a blumpkin however the giver has pop rocks in their mouth to give extra excitement!
Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!
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while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.
my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!
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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)
John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin
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The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.
Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.
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The reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin ménage à trois...Eliminates the need for a shitter...
Hey honey your friend Eric would make a great Blumpkin Catcher
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When you and a friend achieve the amazing feat of reciving simultaneous blumpkins in a public bathroom.
Guess what happened to me and earl last weekend, we met up with some skanks and got a double blumpkin.
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when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.
Debbie went blumpkin diving with Tom at a party and the pool was later evacuated and sterilized.
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