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The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.
The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.
Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem
I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks
A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.
He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.
A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks
Arjun is a Bollock Head
An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.
Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.