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Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).
Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.
Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.
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In the show One Tree Hill, Brooke Davis got caught masturbating and the term "go Brooke yourself" developed.
Having a rough day? Why don't you go Brooke yourself.
A very attractive woman who is a Model and a professional wrestler. She is best known for her time in WWE where she was in a dance group called Extreme Expose. After leaving WWE she went back to Modelling. In 2010 she made her debut with TNA wrestling, under the ring name Miss Tessmacher. She has only held one Title, which is the Knockouts tag tiltes, with Tara.
Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.
Hell Yeah! Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) won the TNA Knockouts Tag Title with Tara!
Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!
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Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;
Jordan Brooks; A pretty amazing girl.
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A self centered hoe that likes every man with a dick and wants every boi and likes to so her ass in public or if you or dating her it’s a sin and she well cheat on you with jayden
Brooke take my cock and ride till you can’t know more she got the penis in her ass ballsack is attach she gonna fuck your good then she cum all in your back she ride on this dick ya she so fucken lit ya she be suckin penis for as long as she can remember
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Brooke is sexy and gorgeous. She sexually entices men with raging hormones. And she is always the prettiest girl in the group. If your a brooke, your extremely rare and lucky. If your a brooke, you'll layed freshman year for sure.
guy one: i got with a brooke last night
guy two: lucky bro the r the absolute best!
guy one: ugh i know i want her
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Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.
Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."