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Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021


Carson

Carson is the type of guy to love you and make you feel like you're worth something. He's a great person, but can be rude sometimes. He will love you forever and he's the best kind of friend ever.

That guy is so cute! He must be a carson

by dayyvide February 5, 2023


carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
oh lol,” said tyler

by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023


Carson

Ur pretty special if I stay up this late for u and write a bunch of reviews on how ur a strong independent black woman

He's black and he's back carson

by Thisisnotthesameuserbame August 1, 2017


Carson

A handsome nerd who should have found me a long time ago

Carson u get to watch the minions with my dad I can't wait 💕 Ur probs gunna die

by Thisisnotthesameuserbame August 1, 2017


Carson

A stupid gay guy who loves raping my bro Kadin even Kadin doesn’t like it and even Kadin is gay.
He is annoying disgusting and would kill to have anal with Jesus Christ.He has a microscopic pp actually he might even have a vagina.Carson is so gay

Did you see Carson?

Yeah I saw him raping Kadin again and some other dudes

Yeah he also raped my dog

by BigPPman42069 January 26, 2020


Carson

Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.

“I once hid their toothpaste for a month without them noticing, what a Carson”

by You keel him April 10, 2019