Blue Chip

noun: Commonly used to describe a female who is under the legal age of consent, but shows a great deal of potential. Over time, the marketwise male will score big, cashing in on the Blue Chip.

Alternately: Blue Chipper

Man, this party is stacked full of Blue Chips!

Yeah, bro. Time to prospect the market.

Let's do this! I'm not leaving 'til I get me a Blue Chip.

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chipped edge

one who calls them self straightedge but does have sex.

"dude, you know issacxincineration? he is so chipped edge. i heard he banged like 4 girls!"

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chipping away

Making less and less of something, or taking away, most of the time in said in sports.

“The Bears are chipping away at the lead of the game versus the Dallas Cowboys”

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chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

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chip whore

one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.

Friend - "Hey bro, can I open this bag of Jalapeno tostitos?"
Me - "Yeah bro, no problem"
Friend - *Leaves room*
Me - *Takes socks off, tries to walk around the room"
Me - (randomly every 3-8 steps) "OUCH, (insert friends name) is a god damn chip whore!!!"

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Chip Mode

The volume level on the TV when someone in the room is eating some type of potato chip, thus allowing you to hear the TV over the loud crunching.

Jack: Oh great, Jill just grabbed a bag of lays, better turn the TV up to chip mode.

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Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

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