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A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product
OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet
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Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.
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The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.
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Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.
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when you go in the back then come around the front
I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!
oh, poop crotch!
Dude, you are a major poopcrotch
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Vagina made prickly by stubble.
Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.
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Herpes............ That is all.
Herpes is crotch craters
Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.
I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.