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My crush

You (yes you as in the person i sent this to)

hey stupid just wanted to say that My crush is you

by stupidgirlnamed_emma November 1, 2019

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Straight crush

A straight crush is when a queer person gets a crush on a person who’s straight. They could be your best friend, or even the person who made you realize your sexuality. Well in this case, this person happens to be straight.

And even though you fell SO HARD, you know they’ll never look you the way you look at them: with the unignorable desire to hold hands, maybe even kiss , but they just can’t look at you the same. It’s a feeling like no other. You thinking about them EVERY DAY for the past year. slipping from reality into your day dreams of what could’ve been if they weren’t “straight.” But of course, there’s always the hope that maybe they aren’t so “straight”
 MAYBE they’ll eventually look at you and see a future. A future where you’ll give each other your hearts and melt your two worlds into one. Oh, what you’ll do to make them feel your love and return it. Because when i close my eyes I see your smile. I imagine your hand squeezing mine. I think of sitting on the gravel path with you in silence watching the sunset everyday day when I see it setting. Even tho sometimes I feel like maybe this isn’t love.. and drift my thoughts of you away
 I’m always eventually reminded of how you’re the one who made me realize what love is supposed to feel like 
and you’re the one I have true love for. And through it’s risky, and though I’ll risk my heart shattering to pieces, I can’t lose hope that I wasn’t imagining what I felt between us, and that “us” is not impossible.

Straight crush: a person you unwillingly fall for but willingly give your heart to

“Man. I have a ‘straight’ crush”

by Iamgayaf3 June 23, 2021


crush-stalk

Crush-stalk (verb)
When you like someone as a friend, but really LIKE them so you start checking their Facebook, their Instagram, their Twitter, and liking everything. You start your own chapter of their fan club. You crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. Teeters on obsessive.

I was crush-stalking Hal's Facebook. "HeY! I was crush-stalking you on Facebook and saw you post your love for Lily Tomlin. Sounds like YOU are crush-stalking HER."

by Crazymadwoman May 28, 2015


Convenience Crush

When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.

"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."

by thereisdonutinmyjelly April 30, 2012


Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.

i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.

by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010


Friend-Crush

The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush

Lu: "Holy Crap Karamy is awesome, I think I have a total friend-crush on her!?"

by L0o October 27, 2009

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twitter crush

to have a crush on someone that you follow on twitter

verb

flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on

by dreambutdontsleep July 3, 2009

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