crush-stalk

Crush-stalk (verb)
When you like someone as a friend, but really LIKE them so you start checking their Facebook, their Instagram, their Twitter, and liking everything. You start your own chapter of their fan club. You crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. Teeters on obsessive.

I was crush-stalking Hal's Facebook. "HeY! I was crush-stalking you on Facebook and saw you post your love for Lily Tomlin. Sounds like YOU are crush-stalking HER."

QQFT

2 opposite definitions, depending on the situation:
1st: I love you! Exclamation abbreviation. Does NOT stand for anything, but is a fun way to abbreviate ILY (I love you) among friends. Also softens the vulnerability of actually saying "I love you."
2nd: Oh-you-make-me-so-crazy-sometimes-but-I-still-love-you!

Think of it like that gesture from Friends--where they bumped the back part of their fists together when they're fed up with one another. It's not as harsh as F-U, but it's meant to have an in jest undertone for when you're frustrated by someone you care about.
Just a reminder--this does NOT stand for anything. It's a silly backlash attempt at all the text abbreviation vernacular that has crept into spoken communication, i.e. "LOL!" "OMG!" "JK!"

"OK, I'll talk to you later. Thanks for lunch, that was so sweet! QQFT!"

"Oh...Kendra, Q. Q. F. T.!!!" (After your sweetheart reminds you not to wear shoes in the house, or after your sweetie reminds you to close the shower curtain or to stop keeping the toothpaste in the shower, or to stop parallel parking so close to the other cars...that's the general idea.)

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