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maple cyrus

The act of drowning Miley Cyrus with semen.

I spent my entire night maple cyrusing. Sadly, it was unsuccessful.

by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013


Melanie Cyrus

The deuteragonist of the 2017 horror comedy film The Babysitter and the main antagonist of its 2020 sequel The Babysitter: Killer Queen.
In other words, a hollow-headed, power-hungry, selfish blonde whore whom thankfully perished in the latter film, which released in 2020 but canonically takes place in 2019; you should not be like Melanie Cyrus.

Person 1: Bro, you remember that chick next door? I heard she's like that blondie hoe called Melanie Cyrus from that film, The Babysitter: Killer Queen.
Person 2: What a weirdo, it's best if we don't bother trying to hit on her.
Person 1: Indeed. If it were up to me, Melanie would end up like King Charles I, King Louis XVI, or Tsar Nicholas II, as much as I condemn the executions of the first 2 and the murdering of the latter third and his family.
Person 2: Same feeling bro, same feeling.

by BismarckFanboy1871 September 20, 2024


Cyrus Hornberger

A magic half lobster half dragon that is believed to live in the Arctic Ocean

Hey Johnny, I think I saw Cyrus Hornberger.

by DarthSteve May 19, 2013


cyrus delano

A weird guy.
Quote from his friend Gabe: "Thats pretty "f"ed up."

Cyrus Delano ate pizza on 2/13/2015.

by Jacob Light February 13, 2015