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When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore
Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.
Man2: what buddy?
Man 1: I have stindro disease..
Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.
Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.
"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE
A mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.
While Lauren only has a mild case, David clearly has serious Baritone's Disease.
Vesaolikur disease is a disease caught by giving the dog "Duke" the fabled ball
Person 1: Bro im so mad im gonna give duke the ball
Person 2: YOU CANT! You'll catch Vesaolikur disease.
A term to describe people who support or apart of the LGBTQIAPK+.
Person 1: In fact I'm gay
Person 2: Oh so you have the alphabet disease
A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the truth cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antiliotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently causing intolerable lying. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the lies will continue to worsen leading to eventual death.
When infected with Liars Disease it spreads like a plague and really eats you from the inside.
It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!