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The only thing that makes adolencense worth while.
If you don't drink underage at some point in your life, you are considered uncool.
The only thing worth in life is parties and a lot of underage drinking
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UMMM in Airdrie there is nothin better to do! Plus you get more bitches when ur drunk!
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verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.
oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.
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Apple Drink
Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
You might have one of your black friends over, Tod.
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
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Used as a word by police asking for a bribe.
"- Im not coming out officer. There are only two option, i get killed or i go in jail.
- There's another option, it includes a 'cold drink'."
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That service started by USC (South Carolina) students that helps kids when they get alcohol tickets.
"Oh you got an alcohol ticket?" "Check out Drinking Ticket on their website drinkingticket.com they can help you!"
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A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.
A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.
A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
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