driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.

So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?

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hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

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5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :

‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake’

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drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.

Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.

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Deadline Drive

The closer you get to a deadline the more motivated you are to complete the assigned work

"Lets do this assignment man, my deadline drive has finally kicked in"

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drive-by convo

The awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of 'good thanks...' 'see ya..' and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.

Matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.

(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)

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