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call of duty 5

A game coming out christmas of o8 and it will be the greatest game ever

Call of duy 5 World at war

Going back to the WWII theme it is set in he south pacific portion of world war two a battle fought on a small island named Iwo Jima

all i do is pwn call of duty 5.

by ~~~~~Mike oxbig~~~~~~ June 29, 2008

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Call of Duty 5

Nonexistent game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: World at War.

If anything, Modern Warfare 2 should be named Call of Duty 5, but Infinity Ward decided not to name it that, it's Modern Warfare 2 instead. Therefore, Call of Duty 5 isn't applicable to Modern Warfare to either.

SO, there is no such thing as Call of Duty 5.

Gary: Hey John, wanna pwn some noobs on Call of Duty 5?

John: For the last frickin' time, Gary, there's no such thing as Call of Duty 5!!! It's World at War, or WAW.

Gary: COD5 IS World at War, and who says WAW anyway? Sounds retarded.

John: It's short for WAW, better than saying 5, because THAT's even more retarded. Now just for that, no I will not play WAW with you. Go away.

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Brandon: Hey Marcus, I'm buying COD5 soon.

Marcus: OMG, what is wrong with people?! There's no such thing as Call of Duty 5! WAW isn't 5!!!!!

Brandon: Who said anything about WAW? I'm talking about Call of Duty 5: Modern Warfare 2!!!

Marcus: What?! Oh lord, just get away from me!!!

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

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call of duty 5

Call of Duty 5 is not call of duty world at war. This is a common mistake by people that have played call of duty 4: modern warfare. If you were a true cod (Callof Duty) fan you would know that there are much more then just 5 games and that after 4 the next wouldn't always be 5.
Call of Duty 5 is rumored to be Call of Duty 5: Modern Warfare 2. This information however was given from mtv . I highly doubt that Activision would give this information to mtv and not release this information to show like G4 but i could see why they would with the masses watching mtv they would get lots of hype for the game. For now we hardcore gamers must sit on our hands and wait and see what the next cod game will be.

-have you played call of duty 5 yet!

-No

-Why not! It's so fun.

-Mabey ill play it when it exists.

by johndabadass February 16, 2009

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Call of Duty Syndrome

Mental state in which a person instantly and/or violently reacts to any sound or action similar to something experienced in CoD. Side effects include anxiety, rapid heartbeat, fast-paced breathing, and the desire to find a good hiding spot.

*Guy is waling down the hall with his buddy*

Guy 1: Meh, english class blows.

Guy 2: +1 on that.

*someone runs around the corner*

Guy 1: WTFOMGBBQPIZZA!!!! *jumps backward and pretends to ADS*

Guy 2: Bad case of Call of Duty Syndrome

by AL_PS3 March 4, 2011

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Call of duty 4

Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.

Call of duty 4
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit

CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!

Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.

CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!

Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....

CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?

Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.

CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.

Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.

CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!

by Stevejoe11 March 29, 2009

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Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130

Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019


heavy duty fruity

A fruity ass tasting marijuana strain. lemony mango smelling buds off this plant with crystal frosting the whole nugg over. GOOD SHIT. 8.5/10 high 9/10 taste

yo lets burn sum heavy duty fruity my nigga

by jojobiggins July 3, 2010