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A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.
Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.
Using a simple flick of the wrist, the aggressor strikes the victim square in the nuts with the back of his hand, inflicting severe testicular pain. Approaching moves include distraction, ambush, and the popular sneaky stealth manouvre.
Dude! You should've seen the egg-flap I gave Steve yesterday! It was epic!
A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.
What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?
THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.
A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.
" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "