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When a cow takes a dump on your chest.
That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
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Typically an ugly and jealous woman who when presented with a situation that doesn't suit her, she portrays feminist views and when the situation suits her will be more than happy to go a long with it. She will want to see the end of lads mags and bring the adult entertainment industry to its knees (pardon the pun) but will always expect 'the guy' to make the first move and is the first to suggest a male stripper at a female bachelorette party
Boy: Michelle Keegen's tits are huge!
Fair-weather feminist: oh my god you can't objectify women like that you jerk
Fair-weather feminist: I can't believe he wanted to split the bill with me the cheap guy
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Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.
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A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.
When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.
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when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.
P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...
P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...
P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.
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A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.
when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.
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Town of about 30 something,000 people. Prodominately Russian and Italian. Lots of good looking young girls roam the streets. Could use more of a nightlife and shopping centers. Borders Paterson. Is about 15 minutes from NYC and is within 5-10 minutes of the Garden State Plaza and a few other malls. Local highways are Rt. 20, 46, 80, 17, 4, 208, Garden State Parkway exits 156-161. Home to Giovanni's Deli.
I was in Fair Lawn, NJ and ended up in Paterson.
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