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A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!
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An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.
My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.
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A conscious decision to fart both audibly and forcefully as a means to convey your frustration or disapproval.
When I learned that the hotel's WIFI was down, I rage farted thunderously. The concierge looked away first.
The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.
My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.
Ball Fart, a type of death that kills over 1 american(s) a year. Ball Fart is when someone farts on your balls and you die.
Guy 1: I Farted on your dads balls
Guy 2: My dad is dead...
Guy 1: Yeah he died of Ball Fart
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