February 9

you and your best friend have to exchange hoodies for 1 week.

Alexa & ema: its February 9!!!!!!
mike: so?
Alexa: you get to exchange your hoodie with your best friend!!
mike: oh shit let me join-

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No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.

I love pooping. February fools!

February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

February 28

national koe day

We need to go to taco bell on February 28th to celebrate Koe Wetzle

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25th february

if u were born on this day u get hoes u feel me. even though u a pisces, u still get the menu erryday bruh. all u do is win

her: damnn u so fine bruh yo bday must be on 25th february 🙄🙄
me: yeaa

February 20

National give your girlfriend a teddy bear day

Bf: here’s a teddy bear!!
Gf: why did you get me a teddy??
Friend: bc it’s February 20th duhhh?

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