What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".
Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?
When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.
Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"
A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
A fetus that is having a party. There are little dotz of the rainbow too.
Snoop dog:i heard gameria had a fun fetus inside of her, it was gonna have a fetus party, wanna xheck it out?
Frackledootle: Sure!.
When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal
I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon
Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger
"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"