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Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".

Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?

by Jesse Dickerson August 19, 2018


Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 17, 2021


fetus man

a unborn man

pregnant woman:ooh my fetus man is ready to be born

by fetus maker May 8, 2019


Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019


fun fetus

A fetus that is having a party. There are little dotz of the rainbow too.

Snoop dog:i heard gameria had a fun fetus inside of her, it was gonna have a fetus party, wanna xheck it out?

Frackledootle: Sure!.

by SniffingBigBlackHairyBallz October 26, 2023


fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020


fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020