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Horny Cunt Flakes

When you wake up drowning in pussy

Henney enjoys Horny Cunt Flakes every Wednesday.

by Trednek7 December 17, 2020


Christian "Flake" Lorenz

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Hรคrte band Rammstein.

Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?

by sssSomebody March 8, 2018


snow flake generation

The Snow Flake generation refers to all of the individuals who could/can not handle the situation that is currently at hand when they did not get their way or win. Now they regress into babies or very young children and need to cry, whiny, have a tantrum or if older protest about not getting their way.

The Snow Flake generation were very upset when their candidate did not win and needed safe zones to cry and whiny in.

by Princess Di 27 December 28, 2016

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frost-my-flakes

After much intercourse you will bend your partner over thenforth proceed to release spurm/ or ejaculate onto your partners back. then proceed to shake your hair rapidly releasing a snow like structure that is known as dandruff. this will only work if you can hold yoir spurm and not shower for weeks.

man 1: dude theres A serious white mountain lion in your bedroom. man 2: no dude me and the misses water has been out for sometime and she aske me to frost-my-flakes. man 1: lucky!!!

by jotcarlos February 15, 2011

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Shit Flake Ballet

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

by Hรถegardener October 16, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stiffy Flakes

The pooey remains that have dried up and are starting too fall off your nob after giving someone anal

Dude Last week i gave Yo mum anal, my shower broke and i ended up leavin stiffy flakes on my nans carpet

by BassManNat July 20, 2008

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doo doo flakes

Left over shit on your ass from when you took a shit and rip the flakes off your shit and put in a bowl with milk to serve and eat.

Put those doo doo flakes in a bowl, pour some milk in and bone apple teeth!

by Lil Terry October 23, 2019