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Anytime you (or someone else) is trying to look casual but are secretly flexing in a picture or pose to make your muscles (usually arms) look bigger. This includes but not limited to, a hidden clinched fist to make your biceps look bigger, and also having your arms pressed against your body to make them look bigger.
Look at that guy, who is he trying to kid. His arms are not that big. He's just doing THE SILENT FLEX.
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Someone you use to talk too or have relations with
I just came from seeing my old flex
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To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.
This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.
Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14
Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.
Me: Your long flex dude.
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A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
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The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape
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Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!
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When you think you’re better than someone else by posting a picture on Instagram acting like you got it like that but really you don’t.
Dude did you see Jake Mcvay on instagram?
-yeah dude that fool was straight Instagram flexing.
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