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When someone has a huge, bulbous erection in the winter months.
Hey ladies, look at Frank’s freezer helmet!
where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.
"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"
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A dick that has been circumcised.
After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.
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A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.
Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.
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A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.
A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.
That pussy helmet is so short it's a wonder she hasn't been arrested for prostitution.
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You are a complete fucking herb if you wear a helmet to spin records.
Yo B! I wore this tight ass mixing helmet up in the club last night.
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Another word for a condom. Taken from the Hit movie 40 days and 40 nights.
1: So strap on Johnny's Helmet and go for it!
2: Yeah, Okay. (breathes in deeply) I can do this.
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