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A drink consisting of:
2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade
Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!
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A sterotypical "no strings attached" kind of thing. Mainly occurs at parties, sometimes spontaneous, more times than others though brought up earlier through conversation or texting. Not completely random, but typically the only people who would hook up with eachother are sex crazed men and easy girls. Talked of highly, which it really is looked down upon by others behind their backs. Usually the two people do not continue conversation with each other after "hooking up" either making out, touching, feeling, sex, anything sexual. Done in private or in public.
LIAM: *texing* hey baby, you wanna hook up at that party tonight? no one will care
ANGIE: okay, cant wait;)
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1. Ready to go, or ready to use. Often used after assembling something, or accessorizing something. (typically a vehicle.)
2. Ready to step out or leave.
1.Dude, I just added a new exhaust to my ride. Now all I need is the intake and it's good to hook!
2. "Just lemme grab my shoes and jacket and I'm good to hook!"
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The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date.
Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?
Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.
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an informal agreement for people to get together at a subsequent time
Why don't we each do what we need to do now; we'll hook up later.
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during doggie fashon fucking, the act of pulling a woman's head back by grabing the insides of her cheeks with your index fingers.
Last night while fucking your grandmother, I gave her the old fish-hook and her dentures fell into the dog dish.
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Hooking up refers to having sex, messing around refers to anything else (mostly beneath the waist) and making out is just making out. Done. Hooking up is having sex with no expectations or strings attached.
I was hooking up with this guy last night... means i was fucking this guy last night.
I was messing around with this guy last night... means I was giving him head/ he was going down on me.
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