Country Run

A drive through the country with the sole intention of smoking marijuana. Driving while rolling a joint or blunt may or may not be considered part of the country run. Keeping the windows rolled up to keep the smoke inside the car, or to 'greenhouse' is normal. The country is considered safer than the city due to police activity. See also: Hood Run

PERSON1: "Man I'm not doing shit, you got the whip?"
PERSON2: "Yeah..."
PERSON1: "Let's go on a country run fo' sho!"
PERSON2: "No herb..."
PERSON1: "I gotch you!"
PERSON2: "Well let's do this!"

Anal Surfer

1) Euphemism for homosexual, 90's variation of the 'fag' insult. See also: butt pirate, rump ranger, and closet commando

2) A term depicting someone who is very attracted to butts and/or anal sex in general.

3) An IP hosting website ran by robtex.

PERSON1: Man that guy is such an anal surfer.
PERSON2: Yeah, he is gay.
PERSON1: Naw, with girls.
PERSON2: Aww... that's still gross!

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Hook Man

1) Similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.

2) A scary story you might tell a person's butt hole. Every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. "...and they say the hook man still lives today!" At this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, I prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. Then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful butt hole.

1)
PERSON1: Is Dave running hook man tonight?
PERSON2: Yeah!
PERSON1: This parties gonna be off the hook!

2)
PERSON1: You said you gave her the hook man story last night?
PERSON2: Yeah! Got a butt hole-in-one!
PERSON1: Nice!

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C'unt

Short for 'country run,' referring to a celebratory drive through the country whilst smoking marijuana.

MAN: Hey baby, wanna go on a c'unt?
WOMAN: Hellz yeah!

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Pig Spotting

Keeping a look-out for police officers who might interrupt your smoking pot and/or doing dirt.

PERSON1: Man this locks being a bitch to break! Pig spot for me!
PERSON2: OK.

POLICE1: Looks like a stereo thief and somebody pig spotting.
POLICE2: I don't think he seen us, approach with caution...

Hood Run

1) Driving around the hood while smoking marijuana. Normally this option is reserved 'til you don't have enough gas for a country run. Nearly identical to a country run in every way. Normally there is more care given to pig spotting, or looking for police officers. A common rule in the hood run is S.T.O.P. or Stop Toking On Pot (when stopped).

PERSON1: Wanna go on a country run?
PERSON2: No gas...
PERSON 1: What?? You're gay...!
PERSON2: Let's just do a hood run instead.

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