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who hurt this man

When a man is hurt so deeply by his girl friend breaking up with him that they pretend it does not hurt them but scecertly it does

"Who hurt this man"
"I don't know I think his girlfriend broke up with him"

by Chrim November 11, 2017

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My Stomach Hurts

im pmsing ( have my period)

"my stomach hurts"
"o damn, ur pmsing arent u?"

by Preeto February 2, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


HURT UNIT

ONE WHO IS UTTERLY AND FULLY IN A STATE OF MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HURTING USUALLY CAN BE SPOTTED HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO NO QUITE "GET IT" CARTOONS,PUPPETS,LEGOS etc

EMPTY POCKETS AND BROKEN CRACK PIPES CAN BE signs of a hurt unit

by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


hurts my privacy

Experiencing publicly annoying people.

-When someone smells bad or farts on an elevator, that "hurts my privacy."

-When there's three open lanes of traffic and someone, usually on a cell phone, is tailgating my car instead of going around, that "hurts my privacy."

-When someone stands too close to me while talking, that "hurts my privacy."
-- ("Too close," is defined as, "Within the spit zone" so that occasionally when they say a "P" word a single drop of spit comes out of their mouth and hits my face... That's too close... just remember, you probably have bad breath, so stand back.)

by PlayfulRaven November 16, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't hurt the doggie!!

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?

John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"

by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


My head hurts

Means headace

My head hurts

by Fulvxjbvjn April 1, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hurt Bunny Feelings

When a person feels hurt over something that could not be avoided or by something trivial. Can be used in reference to a person who is pouting.

She had hurt bunny feelings when I told her that I received a higher exam grade than her, even though she studied more.

by marketspice January 7, 2010

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