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What you say when you just had an accident.
"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."
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Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
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The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.
"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
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a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas
*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*
i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda
Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap
"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
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When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.
Just like wanting to be with two people.
Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."
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