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When you're stoned and you literally suck the ghost out of the dying embers of the bowl, determined to absorb every bit of thc as possible, and in doing so displaying the strength and grit of a true Irishwoman.
"Let's give that bowl one last Irish juicing."
Oral sex performed immediately after one has brushed their teeth with mint tooth paste. This creates a cool tingling sensation for the recipient.
Higgins sexual liberation includes being fingered and Irish Tinglers.
Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
A job promotion that comes with more responsibility, but no pay increase. Often times the promotion comes with a title change, but not always.
Steve: "Congratulations on becoming the Chief of Wage Cage Quality Control, you must be able to afford organic produce now with that pay raise!"
Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"
alternative response:
Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"
When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.
Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.
I see that, you look like an Irish Panda
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Irish Legs is a sex position where the female uses the males legs as footstools whilists a backwards cowgirl.
"Henry! I love your Irish legs!"
When somebody kneels you down and shoots you through the back of the head, just behind the ear.
They found a body last night, shot in the head just behind the ear, Oh the old Irish OBE.