Jim Joyce

1. A Major League Baseball umpire.

2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.

Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.

Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!

Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.

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Jim Duggan

1. Giving someone a Jim Duggan involves holding up your thumb, inserting it into your partner's anus and yelling HOOOOOOOOOOOOO whilst they wave a 2x4 and an american flag around like a madman.

Vince: I gave Steph the best Jim Duggan last night! HOOOOOOOOOO!

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jim jimmer

Another term for spilff or type of cigarette containing weed.

dude, can i skin up a fat jim jimmer

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Jim Wilson

Code name when referring to the deceased when being shipped on an aircraft. Caskets are placed inside a plain shipping container, marked with "Jim Wilson." This code was originally started and used by American Airlines: https://www.aacargo.com/downloads/shipping/AA_Jim_Wilson_Flyer2.pdf

Co-pilot: "Are we ready to secure the cargo door?"
Pilot: "Not quite yet, we still have a Jim Wilson to load."

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Jim Ross

A WWE commentaer whos upper lip does not move

Does anyone else notice that Jim Ross's upper lip does not move

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Jack and Jim

Gay or homosexual in nature

Don't buy that shirt, its gonna make you look jack and jim

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Jim Jones

A rapper hailing from the notorius Harlem. Smart-businessman turned lyricist and video producer. Gulliest person in any hood.

Don't quote me man cause, i aint say sh**.- Jim Jones, Certified Gangsters

Thats for them ice-cream ni**as. pull up with the AK and lite them cream ni**as.- Jim Jones Purple City Gangsters

Put some crome to your soul and let it blow there they go.-Jim Jones Purple City Gansters

Now be advised we be them guys hundred G's on a ride, gun on me when I drive, gun on me when i ride
Cause of that envy and jealousy...- Jim jones Purple City Gangsters

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