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When jizz or a loose condom floats to the top of a hot tub.
My girlfriend's parents busted us when they found the jizz float we left in the hot tub
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1)Man-Whore
2)Gay man
3)someone who gives good handjobs
1)"you're such a jizz juggler"
2)"get away from me dude, i'm not a fucking jizz juggler"
3)"i hear she's a real jizz juggler"
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A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
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The consumption of cum/sperm/semen/skeet/ or JIZZ.
John Clay attends weekly jizz eaters anonymous classes.
Earl always carries some listerine with him because he is a jizz-aholic.(jizz-eater)
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A woman's lower back tattoo. When her and guy are having sex. He's pulls out and aims to hit her lower back tattoo. Her jizz-target.
All the girls at my high school have jizz targets.
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When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.
Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?
Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.
Girl: Is it real chocolate?
Guy: Ummmm...yeah.
Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
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this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
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