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Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 25, 2022


Laughing in Kansas

The idea that a person is abusing their position of power in order to pit several others to doom. Derived from Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six', in which members of the Horizon Corporation move over to Kansas while attempting to release a modified strain of Ebolavirus on the population.

"The Pfizer CEO hasn't had the vaccine, that nigga Laughing in Kansas."

"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."

by Domingo 'Ding' Chavez December 23, 2020


Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with sewer stench back into your mouth. The dreaded kickback, as it were. Also known as a Topeka Truffle.

For my girl's birthday, I thought I would surprise her with an air-boof of molly, but instead the surprise was on me, as I became the recipient of the dreaded Kansas Kickback.

by Oh Petey June 26, 2025


Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with stench back into your mouth.

I thought I'd surprise my girl with a breath-boof the other day, but the surprise was on me when I got the ol' Kansas Kickback.

by Oh Petey June 26, 2025


Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.

I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.

by DeepFriedSteve September 16, 2019


Kansas Somersault

Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.

Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.

by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025


Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto

Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love

by Allrightythennn January 24, 2023