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The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.
Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!
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the outside of the vagina is completely red but she is still pink inside so her vagina is red like a lobster and pink as the vagina...a pink lobster.
After that chick was done with herself that pussy was a pink lobster.
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Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Although Lobster Head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of November 21st 2007, Lobster Head has always, and will always be. Lobster Head is a baby's first smile, and the first bicep Jeffery Daumer ever ate. Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate. To quote Dr. Egon Spengler, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." This is what a human's first experience of Lobster Head is often like. Yes, Lobster Head is total protonic reversal. The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. Finally, why "Gimme Drank?" Well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. LH4eva
Lobster Head forever don't you ever fuck with me!
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A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.
What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
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Code word for looking over one's left shoulder
Drop the lobster... he/she is totally checking you out.
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