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A retirement or social security check.
Waiting on the mail box check.
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The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.
"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."
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the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.
$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.
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This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!
aka - wedgey
boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.
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The mail which we get from that certain person we all know who believes every single one of her friends would appreciate getting every G.D. piece of email she gets forwarded to them. She never cleans them up either, so all the forwarded and forwarding address's show. Also included are those chain emails which state they have to be forwarded or bad luck would ensue.
Damn! MY inbox just got crammed full of Brenda mail! She's getting periously close to my blocking her.
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Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage
When one is notified of an unread E-Mail but in actual fact, they have not recieved one at all.
Guy 1: Oh cool, one new message and... it's a ghost e-mail.