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Kira-may is usually a person who is emotional and well collected. She usually keeps her life to herself and isnt very open. But when you get to know her she is the best friend you could ever have. She trusts everyone, but if you break her trust she will never trust you again. She is very shy and hesitates in asking for something that she wants.
Person 1: Hey kira-may seems very interesting. I can never tell what she feeling
Person 2: Ask her, and she will tell you because she trusts everyone.
National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day
Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you
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National beat the shit out of someone day
Oh its May 11 I get to nationally beat the shit out of you today
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Best day ever if you are born on this day you are amazing, spectacular, out of this world, and so much more.
person 1: When is your birthday?
person 2: may 22
person 1: omg period
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National fuck anyone you want day
Hey Cassie, its May 12, and you know what that means...
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May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.
"Do you know what happens on May 8?"
"Yep! NOID. Hurray, hurray for the 8th of May, it's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!"
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The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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