all messed up

is a person who flounces around

that person is all messed up, look at him flouncing around

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soy tofu mess

dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"

Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.

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Don't mess with texas

George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!

Don't mess with texas you stupid sand nigger!

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Cuban Hot Mess

usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess's forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess's are kind of awesome, and usually have big boobs and big butts. people love cuban hot mess's for their loud personalities and random sexual comments.

Oh, okay thats just cuban hot mess

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dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass

bush is d shizzle my nigger

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Loch Mess Monster

A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.

These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.

Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!

Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.

"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"

"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."

"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"

"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"

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Boo Boo the Mess

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.

" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."

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