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That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.
Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
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1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.
Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"
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A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet
hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?
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The name of a sexual act in which two males line up the tips of their penises against each other, after which one male pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other one's to form an air tight seal and cums, thereby forcing his load up the urethra of the other.
I saw some sick shit last night. I peeked into the guest room and saw Bob and Charlie mid-air refueling. Ugh!
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an act of fellatio between a pseudo-gay bear, and a cub in which the bear holds up the cub in both arms in mid-air, and proceeds to fellate the younger cub.
Blowing ones load is optional.
did you just give him a mid-air blowjob?
My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
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cheap, dank, average scent but more potent than average gangsta, usually and almost always seedless and very low in s tems, makes you act like jojo. you gotta know who to talk to, cause most dealers will just sell you that cheap ass gangsta for 10 bucks a gram. talkin bout smokin a gram a day, fuck that, i can get 8 g's for 40 or less. dunno what y'all yanks and west coast playa's puff on but shit man, round here fire ass mid owns.
shit man, last night jojo and me smoked somma dat fire ass mid. straight fire nigga!!!
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A nick name for middeltons Black and Mild cigar.
You: Yo is that a black and mild
Me: No its a blizzy mid
You: A what?
Me: never mind you dumb
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