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Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.
Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.
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This is when a male dips his penis into melted cheese (preferably mozzarella) and shoves it into his partner's (or bitch's) anus and keeps it there for a few seconds. This allows the cheese to slightly harden, so when you pull it out and continue, she can feel... Everything. Don't stop even if she is in genuine pain, in fact, that's the goal. This is mainly used as a form of break up sex.
"Hey babe, how about a Montana cheese stick for the road?"
While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”
1: Wow! Willa is totally fucking up montana right now! His asshole is getting penetrated thoroughly.
(“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”)
in short a Sheep
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range
We were sure that the Shepard was fucking his Montana woman
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Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.
Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.
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When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.
Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.
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