Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

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Muffin Time!

ITS MUFFIN TIME AND I WANNA DIE! DIE! DIE! PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE! WHO WANTS A MUFFIN I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE!

IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

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Muffin time

ITS MUFFIN TIME, ITS MUFFIN TIME!
You eat muffins at this time.

Muffin: ITS MUFFIN TIME! ITS MUFFIN TIME!
George: Um, actually it 12:30.
Muffin: SOMBODY KILL MEH D:

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muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

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The Muffin Game

Basically, it is a game played by two or more males in which a muffin is placed on the ground, the players form a circle around the muffin, and the players must race to jizz on the muffin. The last person to jizz on the muffin must eat it. Origin unknown. Try this game with your camping buddies.

We were playing the Muffin Game and Brad, reluctantly, ended up eating the muffin.

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muffin topping

when a girls random hip fat hangs off over the top of her jeans in an unnapealing manner.

"those grade nines are all muffin topping like theres no tomorrow, poor things"

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Sky Muffin

Airline attendant, particularly of the attractive variety.

Did you see that sky muffin that just walked into first class? I bet she's a member of the mile-high club.

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