orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

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Ran-tan

An outing usually with copious amounts of alcohol

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Hitting the city out on the ran-tan!"

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Tanning odour

The way you smell after laying in a tanning bed that hasn't been cleaned. Essentially, you smell like the BO of every person who used the bed before you! Good reason to clean out the tanning bed before using it.

What the? I had a shower this morning, but now I have this funny smell. Oh my God! I forgot to clean out the tanning bed. I smell like that big fat guy. Ewww.

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Norwegian Tan

The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.

Fiona hates it when I make her get a Norwegian Tan.

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tan man

An alcoholic, beat up, bum, with an unnatural year long tan that meanders about the suburbans of small seaside towns, occasionally stealing roast beefs from local supermarkets.

You hear about tan man gettin caught again for stealin that sterloin from safeway?

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Tan Gangsta

One who is:
- Gangsta (They rap, steal things, walk with a limp)
- Tan (They fake bake)
- A Rapper (Composes their OWN songs/performs them)
- White (Thus, they fake bake)

Sarah: You look pretty Tan Gangsta there.
jOjO: Why thanks! I just got back from the tanning salon.
Sarah: Let's rap!
jOjO: Phil-a-licious definition help solve people's problems...

etc...

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Taliban Tan

an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.

Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.

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